fried cyclops
a doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.
i had a fried cyclops for breakfast. it mocks me.
when you have nasty, sloppy s-x (-n-l or v-g-n-l) and then go to sleep without taking a shower. when you wake up in the morning, peel back your foreskin and look at your p-n-s head on; the crusties around the glans make it look like a fried cyclops.
bill’s fried cyclops happened because of his mom’s poor hygiene.
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