friend card

1)the request of a favor from a friend; as to “play the friend card” like a playing card
2)the request of a favor from a friend; as to use your credit with a friend, like a credit card promising repayment.
i’m going to use my friend card to get you to help me move next sat-rday, buddy.
when you no longer want to date someone and tell them you just want to be friends.
i heard kat gave adam the friend card.
1)when a friend requests another friend to do something, and even though they don’t want to, they still have to.
2)the friend automatically has to do the friend card request, no matter what it is.
hey, will you go on a double date on homecoming with me?

i will, only because you used the friend card.
bull cr-p that was made up to make your friends feel guilty.
david: i’m pullin the friend card on you man

justin: the friend card is bull cr-p you made to make me feel guilty.
an unspoken, unbreakable bond amongst true friends
“hey bri, do you want to drink tonight because we are friends in college and thats what friends do?”
“nah man i got to study.”
“friend card!”
“ok. lets get ripped.”
1. despite treating your car oh so well, bathing it, regular oil changes, filling up the tires, avoiding the potholes – it still demands so much from you and uses you until you finally realize that you’ve been friendcar’d. but you can’t leave. because you’re a nice person.

2. combination of the words “friendzone” and “car”
ex. 1: “dude, this car sucks up so much of my money. i give it so much love and affection but i still can’t get it to run properly. i’ve been friendcar’d.”

ex. 2: samantha: “oh my gosh becky, i did that duckface thing, signed up for snapchat, showed some cleavage but that car still doesn’t run properly. i’ve been friendcar’d”.

becky: “are you sure you’re talking about a car? i’m almost 75% positive cars don’t run on b–bs.”
the term for that old chestnut that bullsh-ters say to someone that they deem to be unsuitable for them romantically, either through lack of game, or failed genetics as in, an ugly b-st-rd
a: ” hows things going with you and jill, you look to be getting a bit close”

b: “na mate, i dont think so, dont get me wrong she’s brand new, but as she aint worthy of the boabby, its gonna be a case of ‘friend card, top pocket’, lol, but id take a gammie”

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