friend hierarchy
when someone has lots of friends, they’ll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. the higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you’ll be invited to secrets you’ll be told.
jess: hey did nat invite you to her birthday party?
brenda: nope, she told me i’m not high enough on the friend hierarchy. she’s only inviting besties and close friends.
brad: sh-t did you hear dan’s engaged!
carl:yeah, can’t believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
brad:wait what?
carl:sh-t i wasn’t supposed to tell you that, you’re too low on the friend hierarchy.
tim:hey i heard you booked an escape room, can i come?
kath: i’m sorry but there’s very few sp-ces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.
tim: ah ok, fair enough.
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