Friend Ladder
this is the friend zone of the ladder theory. a typical guy on your friend ladder possesses any/all of the following characteristics: virgin, girldump, geek, wuss, and is used by women for emotional support while not getting any p-ssy in return. the girl’s excuse: “aw he’s too nice, i could never f-ck him”.
“he spent all month trying to talk her up to a date, not realising he was on her friend ladder long before”.
on the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. the bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle b-tch and the final step is the f-ck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)
daniel- oh my god did you hear that nicole was moved up to the 8th step on dylans friend ladder?!
julia- oh i know! yesterday she was on the 2nd step! funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.
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