friend of Ian


a h-m-s-xual male. usually a member of an h-m-s-xual coven formed and ‘headed’ by an arch-h-m-s-xual or an ‘ian’.
“that guy is wearing a scarf.”
“yeah, i think he might be a friend of ian.”

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