Friend Price
the price you offer to your friends on good or services that is really is just plain and simple underhanded price gouging.
squirrel- “hey i don’t collect shoes but i just copped those new super rare air jordans that came out today. i know how much you wanted them so i got them for you in your size!”
you- “oh really? awesome! how much were they? i’ll hit you with some extra cash for hooking me up”
squirrel- “they were $230 but instead of putting them on ebay and being a dirty re-seller i’ll give them to you for the “friend price” of $800…”
you- “… wow, what a great friend…”
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