friend shui
the art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.
“marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama.”
“you need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff.”
“yeah.”
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