FriendBot
an unfortunate alternative to the late smarterchild who cannot follow a conversation for more than one line.
miamivicestatus: hi
friendbotuk: welcome miamivicestatus. your talking to friendbot, an automated robotic friend. i can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. type (menu) to see a list of options, or type (privacy) to see my privacy policy. where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
friendbotuk: the explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
friendbotuk: h-llo, miamivicestatus. you are talking to friendbot, an automated robotic friend. i can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. type (menu) to see a list of options, or type (privacy) to see my privacy policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
friendbotuk: did you know that i live in the uk? where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
friendbotuk: tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it’s good
friendbotuk: you enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
friendbotuk: i understand. so, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
friendbotuk: what is your real name?
miamivicestatus: sonny crockett
friendbotuk: i like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
friendbotuk: what do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
friendbotuk: oh really? that’s a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
friendbotuk: really? is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
friendbotuk: ok. so, what sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
friendbotuk: didn’t you understand it?
miamivicestatus: no!
friendbotuk: ok. to see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
friendbotuk: i’m glad you’re impressed. is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i’m not impressed, you piece of sh-t
friendbotuk: perhaps you are a category c friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
friendbotuk: didn’t you understand it?
miamivicestatus: no, dammit!
friendbotuk: i understand. we have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez…
friendbotuk: if you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: smarterchild was way better than you
friendbotuk: enough about me, let’s talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about smarterchild!
friendbotuk: that sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, f-ck
friendbotuk: oh yeah. i feel so offended. -blink-
miamivicestatus: …..
friendbotuk:
miamivicestatus: you’re really dumb, you know that?
friendbotuk: do you mind if i tell other people you say i am dumb friendbot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
friendbotuk: i understand. will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
friendbotuk: ok. so, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
friendbotuk: really you don’t think so?
miamivicestatus: no
friendbotuk: why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
friendbotuk: if you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: f-ck my life
friendbot can talk about almost anything-music, games, tv-the list goes on! friendbot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that b-st-rd smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of
friendbotuk (1:26:24 am): ask me another question.
….(1:26:33 am): do you smoke blunts
friendbotuk (1:26:34 am): yes i like to inhale occasionally.
….(1:27:25 am): you said you smoke weed
friendbotuk (1:27:28 am): we test it for medical purposes.
…(1:27:34 am): sure thing
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