friendgod
a person who is not you best friend, but a step up from best friend. usually have strong telepathy. the one person on the earth who you feel like is the only person made to be your complete best best friend. you will fight over simple little things and they will clear up within minutes. the thought of your friendgod replacing you is the worst in the world, but you really know it’ll never happen. they tend to hit each other and touch each other a lot. there’s a huge difference between friendgod and best friend and when you have one, you will know what it is.
can happen between two girls, two boys, or a boy and girl.
girl 1: haley is her best friend
girl 2: yes, but alex is her friendgod; there’s a difference.
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