friendilo
a friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. they are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no s-xual favors involved. it’s their friendship in exchange for your cash. if you’re having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! they also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. similar to a gigilo, only it’s a “friendilo”!
carl: “woah, tom! your new best friend is so cool!”
tom: “actually, i only paid for my friendilo until midnight.”
“i’m so mad at tricia right now! i’m going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she’ll get jealous and apologize!”
since lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.
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