Friendlock
feeling pressured to add someone who you typically would not on any social networking site due to -ssociation with someone who is a friend of yours. (ie. your friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend, your friend’s friend that you don’t like, etc).
person 1: hey man, i saw you added sheena on facebook, i thought you hated her?
person 2: aah man, i was put in friendlock because my buddy just started going out with her!
n. the situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. this situation is almost always permanent.
j- “hey man you’ve been looking upset lately. did something happen with katie?’
t- “no man, and that’s the problem. i’m on friend lock!”
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