friendly fire

frend-lee fyre
noun
1. usually occurs when two males are involved in a threesome with a consenting woman, and one of the men inadvertently sperms on his buddy while the act is taking place. is most severe when the victim is h-t near the head or the b-tt hole, in which case the threesome usually ends. usually occurs during a switch or swap. can happen in a threesome involving all women, provided they are potent squirters, in which case it will usually be rubbed in by the recipient and the threesome will ensue with even more intensity than before.
just as i start to go to browntown, ben freaks out that our b-lls were close too touching then ends up losing it all over my thigh. in all my years i never thought that i could be a victim of friendly fire, it’s just one of those things that you hear happens to other people, like your uncles or something. (excerpt from fred savage’s autobiography “s-x with granpa”
the act of accidentally firing upon one’s own contingent or allies.
when two friendly lps encounter each other without realizing it.
a popular american sport where they like to bomb anything that moves including weddings, their allies, the press corps, aid workers, their own men……
“is it one of ours?

who cares shoot the f-ckers anyway.”
euphemism for when an army fires upon its own forces, usually accidentally.
the army’s lack of investigation into the friendly fire incident enraged the relatives of the dead.
an oxymoron
murphy’s law: friendly fire–isn’t
leading cause of casualties in bush jr.’s invasion of iraq
stupid us soldier: this is for the civil war u brit!!!
british soldier: wait a second…
friendly fire : the american fighting man’s favourite pastime.
hey man! its moving, kill it!

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