friendly sanchez
when your f-cking chick and right before you c-m you take it back a little and let her get hers a few times then you both c-m in a beautiful crescendo and you say “i f-cking love you baby”
(ex. last week karen and i tried the friendly sanchez. we’ve become much closer since.
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