Friendmaker


could also be spelled “friend-maker”

an interesting person who’s biggest talent is to make friends/contacts in all sorts of circles and whatever the circ-mstances are.

a person whose first impression is well liked by almost everyone.
person #1: “hey i met a real nice guy last night. do you know anybody named rob?”

person #2: “rob? yeah, everybody knows rob! he’s a really nice guy…he’s a typical friendmaker!”
when a dumb-ss that has been rejected by their old highschool friends, go off to another town and create facebook accounts to befriend to spite the people back home and prove that her/himself is actually cool and can make friends. this is often the result of tremendous bullying or just being a r-t-rd that no one respect. often escalates to the dumb -ss creating a fake abnormally hot girlfriend.
billy bob is now friends with t-ts mcgee.

billy bob says: hey baby you finally got facebook? i completely love you and i can’t wait to meet all your other hot friends that we have ridiculous orgies with.

~friend-maker

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