friends

people who are aware of how r-t-rded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet p-sswords. who would never make you cry just to be mean.
i think i have a lot of friends that would fit this perfectly.

yeah, this is da bomb

bff

friends for life………
a real friend is someone who:

a)it’s okay to fart in front of.

b)you don’t mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you’ll actually call up do stuff.
bob: “hey jim, you wanna go see a show downtown”
jim: “sorry man, i’m broke, and how are we gonna get there.”
bob: “no problem, i’ll lend you the 5 bucks and we’ll take the bus.”
jim: “yeah, okay” (loud farting sound)
bob: “whoah! that was a good one!

bob and jim are friends.
a friend is someone you love and who loves you, someone you respect and who respects you, someone whom you trust and who trusts you. a friend is honest and makes you want to be honest, too. a friend is loyal.

a friend is someone who is happy to spend time with you doing absolutely nothing at all; someone who doesn’t mind driving you on stupid errands, who will get up at midnight just because you want to go on an adventure, and who doesn’t have to talk to communicate with you.

a friend is someone who not only doesn’t care if you’re ugly or boring, but doesn’t even think about it; someone who forgives you no matter what you do, and someone who tries to help you even when they don’t know how. a friend is someone who tells you if you’re being stupid, but who doesn’t make you feel stupid.

a friend is someone who would sacrifice their life and happiness for you. a friend is someone who will come with you when you have to do boring things like watch bad recitals, go to stuffy parties, or wait in boring lobbies. you don’t even think about who’s talking or who’s listening in a conversation with a friend.

a friend is someone for whom you’re willing to change your opinions. a friend is someone you look forward to seeing and who looks forward to seeing you: someone you like so much, it doesn’t matter if you share interests or traits. a friend is someone you like so much, you start to like the things they like.

a friend is a partner, not a leader or a follower.
the word “friend” comes from old english “frēond”, which is actually the present participle of “frēogan”, which means “to love” and “to honor”.
a person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, abuse you and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. someone who you trust without question because they have never given you any reason not to trust them. someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. someone who would sacrifice themself for you.
i always know ben is my friend and will be there for me and always will be.
the tv show which started a billion different hair style trends
“can i have the same hair style as that girl in friends?”
“which one?”
“um, i think she’s called rachel.”
“no, i meant which style?”
a friend is some one who knows you but loves you anyway
any friend you have, and anyone your friends with
word used as a gentle attempt to either turn someone down, or break up with a current relationship.

as in these famous examples:

“i just wanna be friends”
“i like you as a friend”
“could we still be friends?”

v1. to dump someone’s -ss casually.
v2. to give someone the friends syn: deceive
evan: so, how’s it going with her?
karl: ohh, she gave me the friends last night.
evan: sh-t, sorry to hear that.

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