Friends no mo’ Benefits
this is when you arrangement with a friend with benefits ends, due to other party beginning a monogamous relationship, etc. or its when a tryst suddenly drops off the face of the earth due to family commitments during major holidays.
a: oh look! i got an email from joe!
b: is that one of your friends with beneis? what does it say!?
a: (reading) message body:
just wanted to let u know that i won’t be stopping by anytime soon. i met someone and while its still new, i don’t want to f-ck this up, and i would if i played. he knows i like to play but he ask’s that i don’t while we see where this goes. it was a fun run.
b: guess that’s a friends no mo’ benefits with that dude. b-mmer.
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