Friendspention


the act of suspending all communications with a (former) friend.

heavily weighted to electronic blocking and spam filtering, such as blocking a user on facebook, and adding their emails to the spam folder in gmail. it is possible to even artificailly “bounce” emails from the friendspentioned party, as well as adding their phone number to the block list in a celphone or google voice.
frank: “man, aimee was such a jealous b-tch because of the way i spoke to my denny’s waitress i had to put her -ss on permanent friendspention.”

chris: “so you’re done with her totally?”

frank: “i did say permanent friendspention!”

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