Fringe flick
a skillful and rare manoeuvre made only by the most sly and daring of emos when their gay fringe p-sses them off to such an extent that any hint of self-control and/or restraint that they had over themselves disappears. the initial relief that the emo experiences upon flicking their h-m-s-xual hair out of their face is near -rg-smic…but i suppose anything is in comparison to the mental agony they’re in…
“dammit, i can’t see a thing…”
-b-mps into a lampost-
“oh g-d…that hurt…that lampost totally, like, didn’t understand me…i can feel the pain coursing right through me, tearing me apart from the inside, just like when i get my gay fringe cut at the hairdressers’…i’ll cut myself when i get home so i can deal with all of my imaginary problems better…of course, the pain’s nothing compared to the emotional pain i’m in…this fringe is getting too much…i can’t take it anymore…maybe if i just give it a quick flick, no one will notice and i’ll be able to see where i’m going for a split second…but…what if someone sees? they won’t think of me as being ‘hardcore’ anymore…uh…oh, f-ck it. it’s all in my eyes and up my nose and it tickles.”
-fringe flick-
“ahhh…”
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