frisco

the proper term to use for “san francisco” when you want to annoy uptight “friscans”.
me: i’m going to a club in frisco tonight.
uptight friscan: frisco? n-body from here calls it that! please use san francisco
me: yah, i love living in frisco.
uptight friscan: please don’t disrespect the city by using that term.
me: wow, frisco sure has great night life – and a lot of -n-l retentive idiots
how people who arent from sanfrancisco say sanfrancisco
” h-lla… frisco rocks!”
improper way to abbreviate san francisco and a sure way to let someone know you aren’t from there or spent any real time there.
2 fugitives hiding out under a bridge in the city got caught by police when asked where are they from and one responded “frisco”. the cop stated that “no one in the city calls it frisco”.
an abominable way to refer to the city of san francisco. it disrespects the entire city and should not be uttered by anyone, as by decree of emperor norton i.
whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word “frisco”, which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a high misdemeanor, and shall pay into the imperial treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars.
f-ck you, i call it frisco. san francisco born and bred, western edition and mission district. anyone who says its disrespectful for the city is just trying to be condescending to the person that used the word.

real san franciscans call it frisco
real san franciscan: “man, frisco is h-lla tight.”
fake san franciscan: “frisco? you must not be from here you r-t-rd. n-body from san francisco calls it frisco.”

every other real san franciscan in the area then beats the fake guy down.
suburb about 15 miles north of dallas where there is a lot of new money and large houses. cost of living isn’t outrageous; like paying $3,500+ to live in a loft downtown dallas where your f-cking car gets broken into.
a: dude, why the f-ck do you live in frisco?
b: cause im tired of walking over b-ms outside of my overpriced downtown loft, and getting sh-t stolen out of my car!
short for san francisco…. like in a sister sledge song, “he’s the greatest dancer”. if someone calls you a r-t-rd for using “frisco” instead of san francisco, tell them to take it up with sister sledge… if they ask who that is, then they are the r-t-rds. it’s as if san franciscans all have something up their -ss… oh wait…

here’s a fun fact, no one in boston calls it “bean town”, but we don’t sh-t all over people that use the term.
one night in a disco
on the outskirts of frisco
i was cruisin’ with my favourite gang
the place was so boring
filled with out-of-towners touring
i knew that it wasn’t my thing
i really wasn’t caring
but i felt my eyes staring
at a guy who stood out in the crowd
he had the kind of body
that would shame adonis
and a face that would make any man cry
oh… what… wow ! he’s the greatest dancer

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