frito bandito


the nickname for anyone who “bandito’s your fritos”
cr-p, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips
a mexican bandit who used to advertise fritos. white liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the frito bandito was racist because it looked like a mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke english with a mexican accent.
i really miss the frito bandito. he was quite effective at offending white liberals.

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