Fritzer
in the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. this generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the fritzer.
clerk: i can’t f-ing print these, _____!
trader: we’re going to need a fritzer on this one!!! that mf-er ran me over!
….
sales trader: um, sorry about that one, ____.
a dumb r-t-rd with a nametag that is c-ckeyed and repeats the word ok. and works at wollyworld.
the jesse is a real fritzer and doesn’t know sh-t about sh-t. and cant sell a gun worth sh-t without saying ok!
Read Also:
- Sweetening the vinegar
to m-st-rb-t-. my girlfriend came home expecting to find me cooking, instead she caught me sweetening the vinegar.
- frokester
a person with an afro or an unusually large head. my mom went to the hairdresser today and got a perm. when she got home i had to be honest, she was a real frokester! a person with an afro or an unusually large head. my mom went to the hairdresser today and got a […]
- pencil juice
slang for c-m, especially that from a small p-n-s. ralph said he was going into the office to study, but came back with pencil juice all over his hands.
- Liba
(n) s-m-n (adj) -sshole/d-ckhead/motherf-cker (pr) that b-st-rd il-liba! – “impressive” and/or “oh sh-t!” f’oxx il-liba ommok – literal “in the c-nt of your s-m-n mother” in other words, more subtly translated to “f-ck you” il-liba imqaddsa! – literal “holy s-m-n” also known as “oh sod it all” and/or “holy f-ck/sh-t” liba is a maltese word […]
- S-WNeD
short for self-ownage, meaning self-insulting or self-defeating situation “you shot yourself in the foot? lol @ s-wned” see image attached for this word