fro goggles


the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with p-b-s or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as “frolusional”.
example 1: wow doesnt he know he’s a white kid? he’s totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!

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