Frog March


commonly used in the washington d.c. area. synonomus with “perp-walk”. used to discibe being escorted to/from court, forcibly by the police.
“dude, they are so gonna’ frog march ken ley.”
to forcibly make a handcuffed person walk against their will.
the police officers began to frogmarch the suspected kiddie p-rn kingpin to an awiting squad car.
1. what francophobes call le grande-armee.
2. what france hasn’t done in a while.
3. something that hasn’t happened in a very long time.
napoleon’s frogmarch soundly defeated armies from russia and austria at the battle of austerlitz.

germany has invaded france again, they’ve taken chirac prisoner, and are currently busy rebuilding the bastille and melting down the eiffel tower for ammo! looks like time for a frogmarch!

our government’s being honest to the people?! that’s a frogmarch!

footnote: this is a joke; i don not hate or scorn the french (though i can understand why some people do), and i do not call the french “frogs” in everyday life. if you care to read my honest view on france and its people, go to (french).
the particular kind of filthy sl-tty swagger used by french prost-tutes, in which the -ss is perked upwards invitingly whilst simultainiously rotated in a clockwise quasi-elipitical motion
“that f-cking sl-t melissa can frog march like a cheap parisian wh-r- despite her obvious man -ss handicap”

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