frog monocle


an undefined or secret s-xual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the “rusty trombone” or other position. it is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the “alligator f-ckhouse.”
used as a verb, i.e.: “i’m going to frog monocle you, s-xy”
noun a noun, as in “let’s do the frog monocle.”

hey, i gave that chick a pearl necklace
yeah, i was busy with…uh, givin’ her the ol’ frog monocle.

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