Fromundafunk
a gel-like substance found just below the male ball sack and just above the red-eye. it has a pungent odor that could be compared to the smell of feta cheese but the taste is much more acquired and delicate. it pairs well with bold, red wine and can be used as a spread on crackers. studies are not conclusive and continue regarding the ingredients that make up fromundafunk. however, most biologist agree that the two main ingredients are nut juice (sweat from b-lls) and b-tt bacon (skid-marks from not wiping properly).
at the wedding reception, my favorite snack was a 6 week old fromundafunk spread that was catered by fat fred.
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