front butt

(noun) an enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous -ss on a persons front.

male sufferers of front b-tt syndrome often have d-ckdo disease, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt.
i saw a woman with a bad case of front b-tt, it looked as though she had stuffed a pillow down the front of her pants.
pouch of flab found on the front of a woman between her belly b-tton and her crotch, almost exactly where her -ss is, but on the front side of her body. creates m-ss confusion and sickness among men.
mooch-lle was standing in the front saying “jesus wraps his arms around me everyday” and in my boredom i noticed her portruding front b-tt smiling at me.
when a human is so overweight that their stomach and thigh fat combines to create the appearance of having another b-tt on the front of the body. applies only to obese individuals, like back t-ts.
g-d d-mn, i bet when that b-tch goes to the bathroom she has to wipe in a half circle!
the bulbous protrusion emanating from below the waist. the profile of the bearer of a front b-tt closely resembles the uppercase letter “b”. the most common wielders of a front b-tt are middle-aged males with a penchant for ill-cut high-rising trousers, which they fasten well above the navel. commonly, those with front b-tts are also equipped with “man t-tties”.
person who appears to have two b-tts. one in the back, one in the front.
“wow, she can sit backwards on a bar stool her front b-tt is so hugemongous”
when a person has fat in the front that looks like a b-tt.
d-mn fool that chicks got some front b-tt.
a vertical fold in a very fat person’s stomach blubber that resembles a b-ttocks.
hey man did you see that lady with the front b-tt getting a burger in the food court?