front hole


a gender neutral term to describe what, until about ten minutes ago, had been known as a “v-g-n-“. leading feminist thinkers have determined that the, um, v-word is transphobic and have instructed the language police to put this outdated word on their list of forbidden utterances.
just got tickets for tonight’s performance of the front hole monologues.
a rather harsh-sounding but anatomically accurate term for the female s-x organ.
“want to save the environment? then don’t f-ck in the front hole.”

“a woman who already recycles at her optimum will still increase her carbon footprint forty times by having two children.” (cited from a study at oregon state)

“abortion is green.”

– all quotes by doug stanhope

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