front piping


to squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.
by front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my r-ct-m, i forced the marooned vessel from a most -ssured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.

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