Front Poop
when you’re wearing extremely tight pants and you’re erection looks like you took a sh-t and it went to the front of your pants.
me:dude, my pants are so tight..
friend: yeah, just look at your front p–p.
when a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, p–p in the front.
lisa– jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.
janie–yeah, i guess, if he didn’t have a major case of front p–p.
the slang term used for a women giving v-g-n-l birth. often used by vial male nurses to describe the act of labor.
1. “did you see that women in room 409? she frontp–ped a f-cking alien.” 2. “i frontp–ped my first three children, the last 12 were sliced out of me.”3. “when i frontp–ped my last child, his head was so big the doctor had to give me three extra st-tches.”
a front p–p is a black mans d-ck since it resembles a t-rd coming out of the front of the body
your d-ck looks like a front p–p
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