front-porching
s-x. good ole’ v-g-n-l f-cking.
see also, back-porching
me: ive been sitting all day baby, can’t we lay off the back-porch for one night?
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.-winks-
dan: gladly -smirks-
indulge into steamy f-cky.
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