Front Row Seats
the first parking sp-ce in a row of sp-ces, or the parking sp-ce nearest the store entrance.
as you pull into the usually packed wal-mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the e-brake like the transporter and slide in like the milf hunter, after which you say, “oh shoot! front row seats!”
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