Front seat voices
when people in the front of a car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being louder when sitting in the back.
#1
dave: hey fred, how was your car journey here?
fred: absolute cr-p, matt and greg sat in the front and used front seat voices all the way here, i couldn’t hear a thing!
#2
mum: how are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a back seat driver?
dad: don’t worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.
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