Front Skids
the mark left by a p-n-s, when extracted from an -n-s and placed back into underwear. brown/dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. usually 2′ inches in length with a potent smell.
after me and marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear i came to the conclusion it was front skids.
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