front-to-back fail
the mistake couples make when a partner sticks his p-n-s or a lesbian uses a d-ld- or her fingers to penetrate the -n-s of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman’s v-g-n-. they fail to realize that the woman’s v-g-n- will be contaminated with germs from the -n-s.
the lesbian p-rn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. one of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty v-g-n-, v-g-n-l infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
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