Frontier Surgery
in today’s lack of medical care, due to lack of medical insurance or other matters, a person or group of people resort to using either the kitchen or the bathroom to perform dangerous operations, using rubbing alcohol, regular food knives, exacto blades, etc. and – in some extreme cases – fishing line and standard sewing needle, duct tape and tissue, petroleum jelly – as sutures, packing, etc.
this often dangerous procedure has a 50%-50% success rate, with the lacking success being that of either the patient developing adverse negative reactions such as compounded infections, excessive bleeding, or a sudden visit to the e.r., yet it is still in active practice today amongst people in middle – to – lower cl-ssed american households.
he got bit by a brown recluse, but his medical insurance expired. the thing of it is, the surrounding skin is in necrosis. time for a bit of frontier surgery – you get the exacto, i got the jack daniels. meet you in the bathtub – this is going to get messy.
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