frostcock
the drawing of a p-n-s on a car whose windows are frosted over. this event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing p-n-ses on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. it is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.
we were so drunk at joe’s house, when we left, we drew frostc-cks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them…
a condition in which one’s p-n-s becomes frozen or numb from not wearing heavy enough pants and/or underwear. typically occurs during prolonged outdoor exercise such as running or walking on a really cold day.
runner 1: dude are you okay?
runner 2:(on the floor cupping his crotch) why did i wear shorts today?
runner 3: frost c-ck!
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