frosted dunkin’ blumpkin
while receiving a blumpkin, right when the man is about to -j-c-l-t-, he stands up, dunks the woman’s head into the toilet water, j-zzes on her back and then proceeds to give her a sh-t swirlie.
i tried to order a frosted dunkin’ blumpkin from the girl at the donut shop yesterday, but they didn’t have a public bathroom.
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