Frosty Bowel Plow
when you take a female’s p–p t-rd and proceed to urianate on it. then place it in the freezer overnight for a deep freeze. upon waking the next day you remove the poo from the freezer and f-ck the girl in the -ss with the newly formed d-ld-. time is of the essence as the poo will thaw and become maleable.
so i p–ped last night and jimmy gave me a frosty bowel plow. i came twice!!
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