frosty hand job
the act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the frosty the snowman special.
properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
by night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
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