frosty rod


given to someone by the penetration of an orifice with a penetrating object coated in chilled lubricant.
“man, i just squirted some ky on my d-ck and gave her the ol’ frosty rod!”
when you take a sh-t on a stick and then put it in to the freezer to set. once frozen, you use to insert in your own orifices or potentially other individuals orifices.
jarod like to bake frosty rods on his spare days in the summer time. he then likes to insert into any orifice available

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