frothy walrus
all of the definitions for this are wrong, because they are saying when s-m-n leaves the nose–that would be more like an alaskan firecracker, white and red pouring out. walruses have tusks coming from their mouths. when receiving a bl-w j-b, the guy comes in the persons mouth (hey, let’s support equality) and then slaps the giver in the stomach, making the j-zz run out of both sides of their mouth and making tusks of j-zz.
you should have seen your mom when i gave her a frothy walrus and then followed by ripping the -n-l beads out like i was starting a chainsaw!
while recieving felattio, the woman is made to laugh right as the man blow his load, thus, the s-m-n gets shot out of the womens nose. the s-m-n dripping out the her nose resembles walrus tusks, and since air has been forced into the s-m-n it bubbles, thus creating the frothy part. much like when someone makes you laugh while drinking soda, only it s-m-n.
jack noticed jill was using to much teeth while gobbling his winkie, so he gave her a frothy walrus.
a s-xual position in which a man first performs -n-l s-x on his female counterpart. the female then proceeds to give the man a bl-w j-b and when the man is ready to -j-c-l-t- he sticks his p-n-s really deep in the woman’s throat so that when he -j-c-l-t-s a frothy brownish white mixture flows out each nostril of the woman’s nose making two “tusks”. hence the name “frothy walrus”.
derek: dude did you hear what jimbo did with his gal last night?
hank: nah man what did he do?
derek: he did the frothy walrus!
#frothy #walrus #s-x #s-xual position #bl-w j-b
after -j-c-l-t-ng into your partner’s mouth, cover their lips with your hand and then whisper “i have syphilis” into their ear. the shock of the statement should cause the s-m-n to shoot out of their nose and drip down their chin…thus creating walrus like tusks.
as jane stared in disbelief at d-ck, the foamy frothy walrus discharge dripping from her chin, she realized that she had become the victim of quite possibly the frothiest walrus of all time.
#frothy #walrus #rusty trombone #cleveland steamer #hot karl
when a guy c-ms in a girls mouth, and the girl drools it out from both sides of the lips.
dude, that was an instant frothy walrus
#j-zz #spit #c-m #cleveland steamer #docking
as a result of a certain set of individuals love for the term “frothy walrus” already defined on this fine site, a group of collegians at an undisclosed augustinian private university created a character in nhl09 be a pro mode named “frothy walrus.” perhaps the finest player to ever grace the ice, froth-star gives walrus tusks to all opposing players and coaches he faces with his devastating -rs-nal of moves and his 99/99/99/99 shooting attributes. simply known as “the walrus,” he is the greatest player in the history of hockey in this alternate reality, registering numerous seasons with 200+ goals.
ex1) frothy walrus wears number 99, even though it was retired by the nhl. the great one insisted he wear it.
ex2) frothy walrus just put one top left shelf against marty. i think i see a pair of tusks forming under brodeur’s nose.
#frothy #walrus #great one #nhl09 #procrastination
-j-c-l-t-ng in one partners mouth. while at the same time punching them in the stomach. resulting in s-m-n emmiting from sid partners nose.
john gave jane a frothy walrus.
when a guy is getting a bl-w j-b, right when he c-ms he hits her in the chest causing c-m to c-m out of her noise
kind of like a clancey
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