froze the balls of a brass monkey
this phrase is often used when it’s bl–dy cold.
the origin of this phrase stems from the early explorers when traveling at sea in the icey cold. a br-ss monkey was used to hold the cannon b-lls in a pyramid shape, when it became freezing cold the holder ( br-ss monkey)would contract and the cannon b-lls would fall off.
this morning i went outside to take the bins out front, it was that cold it would of froze the b-lls of a br-ss monkey .
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