Frozen banana pop
the s-xual act of collecting enough s-m-n to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. once the s-m-n is frozen the condom is removed and only the p-n-s shaped s-m-n popsicle is left and inserted into a woman’s v-g-n- while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the s-m-n pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.
my girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.
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