Frozen Poo Dildo
the end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape d-ld-, inserting said poo d-ld- into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo d-ld- from the freezer, and inserting said fpd into your -ss for pleasure
richard gere invited me over to try out some of his frozen poo d-ld-‘s, but i declined, because i like neither fpd’s nor hampsters inserted into my r-ct-m.
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