Frozen poop shank
the single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. the mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. the threat of a frozen p–p shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his sh-t in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
man 1 pulls out a knife and demands man 2’s wallet. man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen p–p shank and demands man 1’s wallet, and receives it.
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