frozen squirrel
an ancient iceman initiation rite. a virgin iceman is told that there is a neat “frozen squirrel” burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. when the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman’s -ss and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. this rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-“hey rookie, take a look at that frozen squirrel in the freezer.”
–“what squirrel??”
-“squirrel!
an ancient iceman initiation rite. a virgin iceman is told that there is a neat “frozen squirrel” burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. when the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman’s -ss and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. this rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-“yo tom, did you bang that girl last night?”
-“nah man, that girl was dirty. so i gave her a frozen squirrel instead.”
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