fruit basket
when a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and p-n-s behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.
she wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.
see also snowman….when a male tucks his nuts and d-ck in between his legs. squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the p-n-s tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.
my girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, i had a fruit basket waiting for her!
a roach bowl; a bowl loaded in a piece of paraphernalia made from a mixture of the ends of blunts smoked previously; named for the multiple fruit flavors tasted from the different cigarillo types.
i smoked a huge fruit basket before work and i was high for hours from all that resin!
the act of pulling your pants down, tucking your p-n-s and t-st-cl-s between your legs and behind your b-ttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and -ss crack. looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.
kevin is in the hospital…should we send him a fruit basket?
a moon with the p-n-s and b-lls tucked under so the people witnessing the moon can see your man parts. this makes everything look sort of like a basket of pre-arranged fruit. hence the name… its one of the most unholy things a human being can witness, it makes most gag like the p-ss snow cone from jack-ss: the movie
dude! robbie just drove by with his sh-t pressed against the window, screaming “fruitbasket!!”
a byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (see mangina; also see basket of fruit)
frontal observer: hey! a mangina!
posterior observer: hey! a fruit basket!
a fruit basket is a basket which most people tend to keep fruit in.
i just got an apple from the fruit basket
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