fruit blow up
when a girl gives you head while your d-ck is wrapped in a fruit roll up
shawty: “i don’t want to give you head. your d-ck tastes bad!”
bro: “what if i wrap it in a fruit roll up?”
shawty: “oh h-ll yes! i’ll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!”
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