fruit cup apology
when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they handle fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don’t believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side
janice acted like a crazy b-tch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. i’ll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting
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