Fruit Launcher
a shock site on the lolshock network. it features a woman shoving oranges into her v-g-n- and shooting them out her -n-s. this is not quite as offensive as other shock sites, and has a humorous aspect to it.
person 1: dude, did you go to fruit launcher?
person 2: yeah. i laughed my -ss off.
person 1: wait, what? what’s wrong with you?
person 2: well, it’s nothing compared to sourmath.
it’s when you nut in and out of a girls v-g-n- to ,ake it nice and runny, and packs a small-like fruit in her -sshole, such as an orange while in doggy-style, and then you finally force another one right in her v-g-n- to make it shoot out.
devyn: last night, troy gave josh the “fruit launcher” and shot out the window.
adam: well they shouldn’t have used the cantelope.
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